I don’t know what you guys are so worried about. Cooking is easy. You just follow the recipe. If it says boil two cups of salt, you boil two cups of salt.
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
Forever my new ringtone
harry potter character tropes ; fred & george weasley
I expect you’re tired of hearing this, but you look so like your father.
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl + will turner
"It’s not your blood they needed. It was my father’s blood. My blood… the blood of a pirate."
8 Facts about the Catching Fire movie and its cast